Minecraft Memes Funny I Wanted to Sleep but Nah Undertale
"...OOPS!"
Jack: "Remember that time, when I made the Cobb salad, and everyone was similar, 'Damn Jack, your Cobb salad is the best?' I think. It was the day that I finally realized, I was good at making Cobb salads. And and so everyone came to my altogether political party and said that I was the all-time. I was only x at the time - I know what you're thinking, 'A 10 twelvemonth old making Cobb salads? That's crazy! That's nuts!' In that location's no nuts in a Cobb salad... Or is there? I don't know, 'cause I've never actually fabricated a Cobb salad. I was lying to y'all all this fourth dimension. That was a lesson in not believing everything you hear. You know what I'one thousand saying? 'Cause I don't anymore. Where are we going!?!?"
Jack: You Tin can'T kill me, I have the Deathly Hallows!
Evie: Only you don't, so I killed you.
- Then there'south the fourth dimension he asked Evie some common riddles.
Jack: What is the longest word in the dictionary? (The respond is 'smiles' considering at that place's a mile between the first and terminal letter.)
Evie: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis.
Jack: ...
- And then he tries to get philosophical with her. Operative word being "tries"...
Evie: I hope someday you lot'll join us.
Jack: ...who's "us"? The Hive Mind?
Evie: You are the states.
Jack: ...this is some Matrix shit! Am I role of the Hive Heed? Am I connected to the key server? (to Evie) If I am y'all, then who are you?
Text-to-speech caption: If I am using who are.
Jack: (disgusted grumble) Fucking messed it up again!
Evie: Well, you are, and so that ways I'1000 not.
Jack: She's getting very philosophical. Okay, I tin go philosophical on your donkey, too! (to Evie) If a train leaves at 2:xxx and arrives at five:00, what weight is an elephant?
Text-to-speech caption: Free music 230 n Ride 5 what weight is an elephant.
Evie: Fragged.
Jack: (breaks down laughing hysterically) I am wasting away my life talking to you!
Jack: Edgar help me! I don't know what to do with this gun. Information technology sucks! Might as well be pissin' on people. And I can't do that! Court social club.
- To those who experienced it, or at least retrieve it, this might call to heed the life-saving bug in the outset Five Nights at Freddy'south that would foreclose Bonnie from killing you if you reached 6AM correct in the middle of his jumpscare.
Jack: Okay, if y'all don't take it, I am...
(The car has disappeared)
Jack: The car is gone! It's a ghost! You turn your dorsum for five seconds and the car is gone.
(Offscreen, an ambulance has spawned in.)
Jack: Well, at least the bister lamps is here. You guys gonna help that homo?
(The ambulance runs over the farmer's corpse at full speed)
Jack: (laughing) What the fuck?!
Jack: three-arrow! Guard, sentry this! Warden, watch this!
(Jack accidentally puts the guard in a headlock and body slams him)
Jack: (later on the cracker seemingly falls through the shelf) WHAT?! What?! I was on the counter and he like fell through it! I give up on life! Take my soul, Satan! You lot tin can take it all you fucking desire! (Spring cut to larger facecam; without missing a beat) I don't believe in Satan; Cease writing comments!
Jack: Mayday! Mayday foxtrot delta whiskey zero! …Houston! HELP!
- Well-nigh the beginning of the game, one of the characters is on the verge of a mental breakdown, and the following occurs.
Nathan: Don't exist scared. You own this school. If I wanted, I could blow it up. You're the dominate.
- Sugar Plumps sends him a photo of herself:
Jack: This is why I love this series the beginning fourth dimension; because Sugar Plumps is the best character always, she is the beloved of my life, but I demand to stay warm.
(Jack throws the photo onto the fire)
- He sings along to most of the words of the theme vocal, only every bit the song begins to close out:
Jack: It'south Little Inferno, it's Little Inferno simply for meeeee...
Song: I've got the fireplace...
Jack: (loud, deep vox) ...THAT BURNS AT A HUNDRED BILLION DEGREES!!!! Information technology'South Little INFERNO JUST FOR MEEEE!!
(trounce)
Jack: (producing a heavy metal gesture) ROCK AND Scroll!
- Simultaneously awesome considering he unintentionally played his office well.
Jack: (Rounds the corner) Some other car! Howdy the-(car starts breaking up and rolling towards him) Howdy! Hi! H-What the shit?!
Jack: Tell my wife... Tell her that I ate the last of the peanut butter! And so I- (he lands safely) Hey, nosotros're ok! Don't tell my wife anything! Ssh! She never has to know!
- From his second episode, Jack says rather genuinely, "This is a good airplane." Half a 2d after he says this, it spontaneously bursts into flames. The first time you lot see it, you lot might call back he cut at that place, just no. The timing was but that perfect.
Jack: [After receiving a menu for the Pink Vice] Oooh! All these people giving me nice things.
- Jack'southward increasingly exasperated reaction of, "You again?" every time the pathetically ineffective smuggler graphic symbol he dubs "Tater Head" shows up in the booth was 1 of the fans' about eagerly-awaited staples of the Papers, Please series.
- In episode 3, he finds that a woman named Julie has no ID card. She says that she never got i. Jack's response?
Jack: Bull to the shitacky mushrooms! Not accepting that!
- In episode seven, Jack'due south reaction to the bomb.
Jack: What, what, what do I do? What do I do? IS THIS A FUCKING Bomb?!
- In Jack'south second playthrough, he'due south thrilled when he tin can finally let Murphy Man through, marveling at the fact that he has a job in statistics at present.... only to find out that this was just someone who looks like Tater Man, and the real Potato Man is directly behind him.
Jack: Will y'all please share your subscribers with me for the residuum of your life?
Mark: No.
Jack: Maybe it'south the pizza guy. Maybe they ordered pizza all the way upwardly in the woods, and he was like, "I'm not going all the fashion up there." And then they didn't tip him, and now he's similar, "You're all dead."
- This annotate by Jack during i of the game'southward Reveals is hilarious when you consider ane of the possible endings for the character:
Jack: Who resorted to cannibalism? *looks to the side* JOSH!
- Really, whenever Jack yells at anyone in a game.
Jack: Hey, fuck yous!
Georgie: Fuck y'all!
Jack: No, fuck yous!
Jack: What is happening? Are you having a stroke, sir?!
- Becomes Hypocritical Sense of humour after when Jack has a stroke himself during one of his "Turmoil" videos.
- In the same video, a annotate about the Wraith'due south bell leads to a hilariously dark Shout-Out to Inside Out.
Mark: Who's the guy that loves to kill? Bing Bong, Bing Bong! Who's gonna put yous on spikes? Bing Bell, Bing Bong!
Jack: "What the fuck is a keel?"
- Hilarity Ensues as Jack proceeds to place half a dozen keels forth the side of the gunkhole, i.e. pointing outward parallel to the waterline. This scene will have anyone with even a rudimentary grasp of seamanship in stitches.
- Naturally, the comments roasted him for this, and he eventually had to pin an en masse reply.
jacksepticeye: Keel goes Nether the boat? GOT IT!!!
- Trollface Quest 1 has this jewel.
Jack notices a guy and a wire. The wire has sparks coming out of it.
Jack: Don't click that because you'll get electrocuted!
Jack clicks the guy in an effort to make the guy move away from the wire. The guy moves closer to the wire instead.
Jack: N-No! No!
Jack clicks the guy once again. The guy moves closer to the wire again.
Jack: No! No, I'thou clicking you to stay back. Go that style!
Jack clicks the guy once more. The guy continues to closer with every click Jack makes.
Jack: No! Sir! Sir! Tin due west- Tin can we just talk about this for a second? S-Sir, you're the but matter I can click so I'grand going to go along clicking you.
The guy moves fifty-fifty closer to the wire.
Jack: Um, don't- Don't touch it. Don't you touch it. If you touch it, no ice foam!
The guy moves closer.
Jack: I fucking mean it. I mean information technology. I see you eyeballing it. No! North-no!
The guy moves very close to the wire.
Jack: No- Do- No!
The guy walks by the wire.
Jack: That's information technology! Just go along on walking! Walk on by, and stay safe. Continue on walking by information technology. There you get, see you subsequently buddy.
Level Completed!
Jack: Yay! Okay, you can have some ice cream.
- Gets even funnier nigh a minute later when Jack sees one of the players pretending to requite head to another role player.
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Jack: He had a shotgun! That's non off-white! ...It's probably incredibly fair. Because police. But, come up on!
- When Bruce Wayne gets accused of having mob attachments:
Reporter: Is all your money dirty?
Jack: No, I wash my money regularly.
- When Jack is beating up a mook:
Mook: I ain't telling you jack.
Jack: C'mon! Tell Jack! Jack wants to know!
- The increasing number of Bat-related puns at the series goes on.
Jack: Turn on the Bat-computer, Alfred. I'thousand gonna caput to the Batcave, sit down in the Bat chair, and Bat think for a while.
- A hymn in church...
Father MacFealty: Jesus is my savior, Jesus is my lord. He will forgive all my sins with no accord. *Meanwhile, Jack is dancing around and waving his hands as he sings in a rather boisterous tune*
- Confessions on the street...
Father MacFealty: What is information technology, my child? What have you got to say? Male parent MacFealty is hither to mind to all your confessions, and all your worries.
Father MacFealty: Ah, certain, Jesus, that'southward grand! Don't even worry about information technology! Say 4 "Hail Mary"south and y'all'll be fine!
- Dispensing out the Lord'southward justice...
Father MacFealty: You wouldn't abort a priest now, would ya? I'm a prissy lad. I'm a human being of the- I'1000 a homo of the Lord *cut to cop shooting at him* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Jack: Okay, okay, gogogogo! *makes it upwardly, sighs in relief* Oh, my grand- *boy gets thrown off the cliff*
The boy: Aah!
Jack: I simply got tossed off!
- During an episode, Jack is exploring the Aurora and is suddenly attacked by a Reaper Leviathan, when his his PDA's AI chirps in with some helpful information.
PDA: 30 seconds of oxygen remaining.
Jack (screaming) : There's a bigger problem!
- Additionally, his second attempt at vehicular combat:
SHOOT
Henry pulls out a gun and starts firing back.
Jack: Dice, you lot sons of bitches! You lot'll never take me a-!
Henry crashes into a tree.
Jack: -liive.
- The superlative YouTube annotate summed it up pretty well:
"Jack is already loud enough, WHO GAVE HIM THE MEGAPHONE?!"
- Afterward, Jack gets a cameo in Chapter Three, which doubles as a Moment of Awesome. He plays Sean Flynn, a erstwhile employee who offended Joey Drew. The all-time part is that in-character for Jack during a Let'southward Play or when hamming it upwards in a video.
"I don't be seeing what the big deal is. So what if I went and painted some of those Bendy dolls with a broken smile? That's sure no reason for Mr. Drew to exist flyin' off the handle at me. And if he really wants to be helpful he could be tellin' me what I'm to be doin' with this warehouse full of this angel whatchamacallit. Not a scrap of that mess be a-sellin'! Probably have to cook it all down to be rid of it all.
YouTube Commenter: I don't see how this is supposed to exist different to any other JSE video.
- His "15 Million Followers" commemoration. Apparently YouTube gives out rewards for getting that many subscribers. The "trophy" came in a brownish newspaper bag, and is only a slice of paper labeled 15 Million taped to the back of a cereal box.
- Jack is and so enamoured with the line "I'm a total trash mammal" that he makes it his new Twitter bio on the spot.
Jack: Uh, how-do-you-do? Police? I'd like to report some bullshit!
- In episode 5, he creates a battlefield where "one zombie fights x,000 chickens." The fact that every enemy killed by a zombie turns into another zombie causing the entire battlefield to finish with 50,001 zombies and 0 chickens.
Jack: Now, I know what you're thinkin, "Jack! That's ridiculous!" Exactly! That'south the fucking point of this game!
- In episode 6, he creates a supercharged Dwarf called Gimli, Son of Gloin, Son of Cheeseburger. What happens after is non stop hilarity, including his ain backstory, (he doesn't want anyone to know where he lives considering his enemies would apply his wife and kids as collateral because they aren't that powerful as him), Jack singing Benny Hill, and his call to the Genetic Company.
- In the episode involving the utilize of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jack did the Jurassic Park theme tune merely to cease out of awkwardness when he forgot where he placed them. And another moment when he had to travel a huge altitude to where his army of Kangaroos are. What is small on the setup screen, is literally a huge divergence in the actual simulator.
- "Why does this guy look like a cantankerous between Mark and Filthy Frank?"
- His sheer please with the fact that Donkey Kong dabs in the game. Every time it happens, the screen abruptly zooms in on the ape while blaring music plays. Every. Single. Time.
- After getting captured in "Renegade Roundup" (the game'due south equivalent to "Cops and Robbers"), he's eventually fix complimentary... only to be captured again simply seconds later.
Jack: Fuck aye! (gets captured again) FUUUUUCK!
- "I'yard not gonna win this, guys, I'yard not gonna win this. I'k gonna have to hang my head in shame and bear honorable sudoku!"
- Jack later plays Mario Kart viii with the Irish gaelic lads * Daithi De Nogla, Call Me Kevin, Terroriser, and RTGame, and notices that the flag adjacent to his name isn't the Irish flag, just the flag of the United States.
Terroriser: SELLOUT! FECKING SELLOUT!
- In the same episode, he has to end "My Ass", which prompts Schneeplestein to inquire things similar "how did you lot get a lung in your ass?".
Decapitated Gladiator: Ma! Maaaaaaaa! I don't got a body no more! Maaaaaaa!
Jack: Oh god, oh no, OHOHO MY GOD!! NOOOO. What the... NOOOO.
- He almost rage quits against Cala Maria when he sees her enter her second form on the Game Over screen.
- He nigh explodes with joy when he finally beats Male monarch Dice.
- Don't forget his look of sheer atheism when he figures out he did no damage at all to Dr. Kahl's Robot.
- Near the end of the playthrough Jack finds a pencil and attempts to write with information technology. Cue information technology glitching and spazzing around on the newspaper.
Jack: [looks to the side] Tin can we- tin can we cut it?
[screen cuts to color bars]
Jack: Yep, no, I had to terminate it. I think I hear the police at my door. ...Aye, I'm in trouble. I'1000 on a watchlist now.
- Even the postal service cease-card chip is pretty funny, with Jack going from cowering in fear of Baldi to grinning at the camera.
Jack: [Every bit John and Jimmy are striking and fall off-screen] Elevation 'o the morn to ya, laddies! [noticing what happened] My name is JackSepticEye, and- Baton? Billy? Where are ya, Billy? Okay, they're dead.
- The Mood Whiplash he has later on, where Stan Lee makes a cameo appearance as a short order cook at the diner where Peter and MJ have dinner.
- Near the middle of the second video, they observe that Mark never knew nearly the ability bar at the lesser of the screen that immune the residual of them to come across how hard they were hitting the ball - manifestly, Marking's mic was in the way, and the balance of them just assumed Mark knew about it. Mark loses his shit.
Mark: OH MY GOD! Why didn't you tell me?!
Anybody else: We thought you fucking KNEW!
Jack: Jesus fucking Christ! Oh my god, I got jumpscared past myself!
Jack: FUCKING HELL!
- Subsequently in that same video, Jack encounters a commercial with a pitchman that talks so fast that Jack rapidly loses track of what's going on.
Jack: VINCE! For the love of God, from ane energetic fast talking loudmouth to another, deadening the fuck downwards! Okay?
- Near the end of one of his Minecraft sessions with PewDiePie, the two went to sleep and woke upwardly standing in the burn, forgetting to place the trapdoor back down.
- When Jack discovers exotic parrots for the outset time, he immediately wants to tame them and scrounges around for some seeds to lure them over with. His plan works, just while holding out his seeds, he also attracts a nearby chicken. Because chickens are as common equally dirt in Minecraft, Jack looks down at the chicken in silent disdain for a few seconds, before angrily shouting: "NO!" and punching it in the confront!
- Emilia'southward spirit animal is Tigger.
Emilia: Get figure, it's Tigger! Only sort of a bouncy creature that creates chaos wherever it goes! Something similar that.
Jack: (laughing) Is that how y'all run into yourself?!
Emilia: Yeah, that'southward me!
- His completely unjustified hatred for Shari, his neighbor, who he is convinced is plotting to kill him. Never mind that the threatening notes she leaves for him are clearly written past Jack himself: conspicuously it was all part of her programme to frame him.
- When Jack first makes an axe, he immediately goes looking for Shari while doing the creepy Jason breathing.
Jack: Coffee! Oh tasty, hot, beautiful, roasted, nighttime, dirty earth juice!
- In a later video, Jack tries a VR version of the game with Felix. When they go to the front end door of the first house, Jack slams his way inside with surprising enthusiasm.
Jack: Open up THE FUCK UP, IT'S THE Police force! WHO'Due south IN Here, GHOSTS?!
Wade: Ya hear something off to the left?... like a comport trap going off...
Jack: Eh, it was probably a bear trap...
Cue a carry trap snapping shut on his leg.
Wade: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?!
Jack: I'g lost at sea with children!
Sykunno: Is that English?
Corpse Married man: This is but how they greet each other.
Valkyrae: It's an Irish hello.
- He immediately inverts I Regret Nothing once Dimitrescu goes into her One-Winged Angel class.
Jack: Oohhh! I regret e'er being horny for y'all!
Curator: Long is the fashion and hard, that out of Hell leads upward to Light.
- After the timelapse of the first segment, Jack ends up encountering a slope as the radar starts pinging the closer he gets... only for him to accidentally crash into it.
Jack: Nope, nope. I'thou gonna hitting something in every management. Can I go in between those or do I take to go this way? (cue him deliberately going through a dead end as the "iron lung" explodes upon touch) Oh my gosh! Holy crap, I inhaled some beard hairs doing that! That was mode more than intense than I expected!
- Later, he encounters a whale-like brute simply for to be caught off-baby-sit by the latter's eye.
Jack: Woah, woah, woah, woah- WHAT'Due south THAT?! (cue the photograph of the brute'due south middle showing up) WOOAAAAHHH- (the creature hits the "iron lung") WOAH! DUDE! CHILL! (Jack takes a photograph again merely the brute's gone) I knew information technology! I knew something would happen!
Jack: BUCKET!
Jack: OK, Wade, what does Chris Hansen always say?
Wade: "Don't fuck kids?"
Jack: What is the other thing he always said?
Wade: "Got you!"? I dunno...
- Later, while running around as a hunter, Wade shoots someone else disguised every bit a file chiffonier. An instant later on shooting him and not taking damage, the autotaunt kicks in... and it's the commencement of The X-Files theme.
Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/JackSepticEye