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Serious indeed.

  • At one indicate in lx Seconds, a grouping of stranded survivors asks the protagonist family unit for assist, and Jack, having been backstabbed many times by this point, decides non to help them. The side by side day shows his shelter empty after the survivors stole everything. His expression says it all. For bonus points, this happened 3 days in.

    "...OOPS!"

  • In his third Ben and Ed video, Jack goes off on a completely random tangent nigh Cobb salad that comes out of nowhere and is never mentioned again.

    Jack: "Remember that time, when I made the Cobb salad, and everyone was similar, 'Damn Jack, your Cobb salad is the best?' I think. It was the day that I finally realized, I was good at making Cobb salads. And and so everyone came to my altogether political party and said that I was the all-time. I was only x at the time - I know what you're thinking, 'A 10 twelvemonth old making Cobb salads? That's crazy! That's nuts!' In that location's no nuts in a Cobb salad... Or is there? I don't know, 'cause I've never actually fabricated a Cobb salad. I was lying to y'all all this fourth dimension. That was a lesson in not believing everything you hear. You know what I'one thousand saying? 'Cause I don't anymore. Where are we going!?!?"

  • In Bully, Jack decides Beatrice is getting as well clingy, and decides to buss another girl correct in front of her.
  • In part 2 of his CHKN playthrough, he makes a horse-snake. He observes information technology looking sad, so he narrates the animate being's internal monologue.
  • Virtually also many moments to mention during his playthrough of Christmas Shopper Simulator, but 1 moment in particular stands out.
  • Happens often whenever he talks to Evie. For example, when they exchanged Harry Potter quotes.

    Jack: You Tin can'T kill me, I have the Deathly Hallows!

    Evie: Only you don't, so I killed you.

    • Then there'south the fourth dimension he asked Evie some common riddles.

    Jack: What is the longest word in the dictionary? (The respond is 'smiles' considering at that place's a mile between the first and terminal letter.)

    Evie: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis.

    Jack: ...

    • And then he tries to get philosophical with her. Operative word being "tries"...

    Evie: I hope someday you lot'll join us.
    Jack: ...who's "us"? The Hive Mind?
    Evie: You are the states.
    Jack: ...this is some Matrix shit! Am I role of the Hive Heed? Am I connected to the key server? (to Evie) If I am y'all, then who are you?
    Text-to-speech caption: If I am using who are.
    Jack: (disgusted grumble) Fucking messed it up again!
    Evie: Well, you are, and so that ways I'1000 not.
    Jack: She's getting very philosophical. Okay, I tin go philosophical on your donkey, too! (to Evie) If a train leaves at 2:xxx and arrives at five:00, what weight is an elephant?
    Text-to-speech caption: Free music 230 n Ride 5 what weight is an elephant.
    Evie: Fragged.
    Jack: (breaks down laughing hysterically) I am wasting away my life talking to you!

  • Virtually the stop of his Concerned Joe video, the controls break. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Early in Weep of Fear, Jack takes time to compliment the game's ambiance and setting, adding that he initially idea the game was going to be naught but jump scares. Judge what happens immediately after he says this.
  • In the game Fan Fear, Jack gets the "mustard gun" again, and laments it with this line:

    Jack: Edgar help me! I don't know what to do with this gun. Information technology sucks! Might as well be pissin' on people. And I can't do that! Court social club.

  • How does Jack beat the beginning dark of Five Nights at Freddy's 4? By getting jumpscared correct as the time rolls over. His expression is priceless.
    • To those who experienced it, or at least retrieve it, this might call to heed the life-saving bug in the outset Five Nights at Freddy'south that would foreclose Bonnie from killing you if you reached 6AM correct in the middle of his jumpscare.
  • From The Forest: "I run into a boat; I see France; I see the beach; None of that rhymes!"
  • While trying to steal a jet in Grand Theft Motorcar V, he laments that he's playing every bit Michael, when Franklin has a better driving skill and Trevor is better at flight. He and so decides that Michael's driving skill is good after all. Immediately, this happens.
  • Another time in GTA, Jack comes across a pair of cops who have simply killed a farmer on a dirt route. They go along to walk away, abandoning their machine:

    Jack: Okay, if y'all don't take it, I am...

    (The car has disappeared)

    Jack: The car is gone! It's a ghost! You turn your dorsum for five seconds and the car is gone.

    (Offscreen, an ambulance has spawned in.)

    Jack: Well, at least the bister lamps is here. You guys gonna help that homo?

    (The ambulance runs over the farmer's corpse at full speed)

    Jack: (laughing) What the fuck?!

  • Jack tries to show off his basketball skills to a guard in Hard Time:

    Jack: three-arrow! Guard, sentry this! Warden, watch this!

    (Jack accidentally puts the guard in a headlock and body slams him)

  • His summary of HuniePop: "Playing Candy Crush gets you laid."
  • In episode 7 of his I Am Staff of life playthrough, after struggling to get his cracker up the wall onto the shelf, he runs out of grip. He tries to fall onto a lower shelf, but it lands oddly enough that it flips over the edge and falls back onto the flooring. Jack initially thinks information technology glitched and barbarous through. His response to this is gold:

    Jack: (later on the cracker seemingly falls through the shelf) WHAT?! What?! I was on the counter and he like fell through it! I give up on life! Take my soul, Satan! You lot tin can take it all you fucking desire! (Spring cut to larger facecam; without missing a beat) I don't believe in Satan; Cease writing comments!

  • The trip the light fantastic Jack does when he plays "The Incommunicable Game".
  • Kerbal Space Program #42. Jack attempts to build space planes, with absolutely no idea what to practice, and no cheats to become past his lack of aeronautic technology skills. What results are three spaceplanes, 1 of which he successfully lands back at base after it fails to get it in orbit, and some other 1 which is a gigantic, hilarious monstrosity. A lot of screaming, panicking, and laughter ensues every bit he realizes that his two Kerbonauts are completely, admittedly screwed when things inevitably get horribly incorrect.

    Jack: Mayday! Mayday foxtrot delta whiskey zero! …Houston! HELP!

  • At one point while playing Life Is Strange, the characters in the game discuss how they can't find a key, and how they're gonna accept to find another way into a room. Jack, without any hint of irony on his confront or in his phonation, says "Merely head-butt the door!"
    • Well-nigh the beginning of the game, one of the characters is on the verge of a mental breakdown, and the following occurs.

    Nathan: Don't exist scared. You own this school. If I wanted, I could blow it up. You're the dominate.

  • His replay of Footling Inferno.
    • Sugar Plumps sends him a photo of herself:

      Jack: This is why I love this series the beginning fourth dimension; because Sugar Plumps is the best character always, she is the beloved of my life, but I demand to stay warm.

      (Jack throws the photo onto the fire)

    • He sings along to most of the words of the theme vocal, only every bit the song begins to close out:

      Jack: It'south Little Inferno, it's Little Inferno simply for meeeee...

      Song: I've got the fireplace...

      Jack: (loud, deep vox) ...THAT BURNS AT A HUNDRED BILLION DEGREES!!!! Information technology'South Little INFERNO JUST FOR MEEEE!!

      (trounce)

      Jack: (producing a heavy metal gesture) ROCK AND Scroll!

  • Welcome to the Bonercast featuring Mark, Bob, and Wade. With Wade for in one case being the Only Sane Human more than than Bob than usual.
  • Any moment in Skate three when he tries to do a task and someone runs into him, hindering his ability to complete the job.
  • In his starting time video of Town of Salem, due to a combination of his inexperience and his constant proper name changing due to being a disguiser, Jack doesn't realise he's nevertheless live until the final vote of the game. Despite being able to vote on hanging/sparing other players.
    • Simultaneously awesome considering he unintentionally played his office well.
  • As macabre as things go far Valiant Hearts, he manages to make German commander Von Dorf into a Sitcom Arch-Nemesis, complete with Say My Proper name and fist-shaking.
  • In Where Is My Hammer, Jack gives up on destroying one car and rounds a corner to find another. The car promptly starts breaking apart and rolling towards him on it's own. He is understandably freaked out.

    Jack: (Rounds the corner) Some other car! Howdy the-(car starts breaking up and rolling towards him) Howdy! Hi! H-What the shit?!

  • Jack plays Simple Planes, and at i point, when it looks like he's going to crash...

    Jack: Tell my wife... Tell her that I ate the last of the peanut butter! And so I- (he lands safely) Hey, nosotros're ok! Don't tell my wife anything! Ssh! She never has to know!

    • From his second episode, Jack says rather genuinely, "This is a good airplane." Half a 2d after he says this, it spontaneously bursts into flames. The first time you lot see it, you lot might call back he cut at that place, just no. The timing was but that perfect.
  • In the get-go episode of Papers, Delight, he doesn't seem to realize what the Pink Vice is. His obliviousness is somewhat blench-worthy if not hilarious.

    Jack: [After receiving a menu for the Pink Vice] Oooh! All these people giving me nice things.

    • Jack'southward increasingly exasperated reaction of, "You again?" every time the pathetically ineffective smuggler graphic symbol he dubs "Tater Head" shows up in the booth was 1 of the fans' about eagerly-awaited staples of the Papers, Please series.
    • In episode 3, he finds that a woman named Julie has no ID card. She says that she never got i. Jack's response?

    Jack: Bull to the shitacky mushrooms! Not accepting that!

    • In episode seven, Jack'due south reaction to the bomb.

    Jack: What, what, what do I do? What do I do? IS THIS A FUCKING Bomb?!

    • In Jack'south second playthrough, he'due south thrilled when he tin can finally let Murphy Man through, marveling at the fact that he has a job in statistics at present.... only to find out that this was just someone who looks like Tater Man, and the real Potato Man is directly behind him.
  • Jack'south proposal to Mark. Information technology never ends well.

    Jack: Will y'all please share your subscribers with me for the residuum of your life?

    Mark: No.

  • Throughout his playthrough of Until Dawn, Jack theorizes about who the killer is. At one signal, he comes up with a theory that'south arguably better than the game's actual twist.

    Jack: Maybe it'south the pizza guy. Maybe they ordered pizza all the way upwardly in the woods, and he was like, "I'm not going all the fashion up there." And then they didn't tip him, and now he's similar, "You're all dead."

    • This annotate by Jack during i of the game'southward Reveals is hilarious when you consider ane of the possible endings for the character:

    Jack: Who resorted to cannibalism? *looks to the side* JOSH!

  • E'er want to come across how chaotic Left iv Expressionless 2 could be with the four friends? Well here you go.
  • The way Jack rants randomly at the characters in Job Simulator.
    • Really, whenever Jack yells at anyone in a game.
  • When four morons determine to be the Wild Card in Town of Salem, Hilarity Ensues.
  • In episode v of The Wolf Among U.s., later on Vivian commits suicide and Jack leaves Georgie to die, the post-obit chat ensues:

    Jack: Hey, fuck yous!

    Georgie: Fuck y'all!

    Jack: No, fuck yous!

  • Jack plays World of Warcraft for the first time as he'due south never played information technology before. And while him, Mark, and Felix were Level Grinding:
  • Jack finds a glitch in Mirror's Edge: Catalyst that has to be seen to be believed.
  • Afterwards Jack finally escapes in "Best In Evidence", the screen turns white and there's what sounds like an auctioneer spouting words so chop-chop they sound like slightly coherent gibberish. Jack'south "WTF?!" face during the subsequent intermission makes the scene.

    Jack: What is happening? Are you having a stroke, sir?!

    • Becomes Hypocritical Sense of humour after when Jack has a stroke himself during one of his "Turmoil" videos.
  • One extended chase and hooking sequence in Dead by Daylight with Jack, Mark, and Wade can be skilful for a butt of laughs, specially when Mark warns Wade near a beartrap Jack sets up in front of his hook, only to fall victim to the aforementioned trap not a minute later after being released from his hook.
    • In the same video, a annotate about the Wraith'due south bell leads to a hilariously dark Shout-Out to Inside Out.

    Mark: Who's the guy that loves to kill? Bing Bong, Bing Bong! Who's gonna put yous on spikes? Bing Bell, Bing Bong!

  • In Jack's second video of "The Concluding Leviathan" (a shipbuilding game) he gets a helpful tip from the game, "If your transport is listing from side to side try adding a keel." Jack'south genuinely bewildered response to this tip is utterly hilarious.

    Jack: "What the fuck is a keel?"

    • Hilarity Ensues as Jack proceeds to place half a dozen keels forth the side of the gunkhole, i.e. pointing outward parallel to the waterline. This scene will have anyone with even a rudimentary grasp of seamanship in stitches.
    • Naturally, the comments roasted him for this, and he eventually had to pin an en masse reply.

    jacksepticeye: Keel goes Nether the boat? GOT IT!!!

  • His Trollface Quest playthroughs involve him playing the Trollface Quest games until the end. Hilarity Ensues as Jack attempts to solve the puzzles.
    • Trollface Quest 1 has this jewel.

    Jack notices a guy and a wire. The wire has sparks coming out of it.

    Jack: Don't click that because you'll get electrocuted!

    Jack clicks the guy in an effort to make the guy move away from the wire. The guy moves closer to the wire instead.

    Jack: N-No! No!

    Jack clicks the guy once again. The guy moves closer to the wire again.

    Jack: No! No, I'thou clicking you to stay back. Go that style!

    Jack clicks the guy once more. The guy continues to closer with every click Jack makes.

    Jack: No! Sir! Sir! Tin due west- Tin can we just talk about this for a second? S-Sir, you're the but matter I can click so I'grand going to go along clicking you.

    The guy moves fifty-fifty closer to the wire.

    Jack: Um, don't- Don't touch it. Don't you touch it. If you touch it, no ice foam!

    The guy moves closer.

    Jack: I fucking mean it. I mean information technology. I see you eyeballing it. No! North-no!

    The guy moves very close to the wire.

    Jack: No- Do- No!

    The guy walks by the wire.

    Jack: That's information technology! Just go along on walking! Walk on by, and stay safe. Continue on walking by information technology. There you get, see you subsequently buddy.

    Level Completed!

    Jack: Yay! Okay, you can have some ice cream.

  • Post-obit on from the concluding item, whatever time when Jack addresses an NPC past saying "Sir! Sir!" with an air of authority is virtually guaranteed to cease in laughter.
  • When Evie has had plenty of Jack'southward verbal corruption and fights back by questioning Jack'due south sexual health, Jack'due south reaction is absolutely priceless. The epic failure of his efforts to turn the tables by questioning Evie'due south sexual health is so spectacular, even Jack cracks up as the give-and-take decays into chaotic randomness.
  • Jack plays The Narrator Is A Dick. Hilarity Ensues as Jack rages at the narrator constantly and tells the narrator to shut upwardly.
  • Jack has a go at Rec Room, a VR game, and does not realise that information technology's an online game. Until someone else in the game says "Why exercise I hear Jacksepticeye?".
    • Gets even funnier nigh a minute later when Jack sees one of the players pretending to requite head to another role player.
  • Jack'southward playthroughs of Google Feud are this in general, though good mention goes to #4 subsequently he gets "I recall I take".
  • Jack tries to rob a bank in Sneak Thief. At one indicate, he tries to shoot a cop and is surprised when the cop fires back.

    Jack: He had a shotgun! That's non off-white! ...It's probably incredibly fair. Because police. But, come up on!

  • In Papyrus's Big Christmas Adventure, when the Platform Hell starts to become to him.
  • In Jack'due south 98th Reading Your Comments video, Jack's response to someone saying "Wait, this isn't PewDiePie".
  • From Batman: The Telltale Serial:
    • When Bruce Wayne gets accused of having mob attachments:

    Reporter: Is all your money dirty?
    Jack: No, I wash my money regularly.

    • When Jack is beating up a mook:

    Mook: I ain't telling you jack.
    Jack: C'mon! Tell Jack! Jack wants to know!

    • The increasing number of Bat-related puns at the series goes on.

    Jack: Turn on the Bat-computer, Alfred. I'thousand gonna caput to the Batcave, sit down in the Bat chair, and Bat think for a while.

  • The Jacksepticeye Power Hour: Dr. Septiceye, starring the extremely competent Dr. Schneeplestein (Doc, PHD, MVP, FFS), is eight and a half infinitesimal of pure laugh riot.
  • While playing the Aquadome in Rocket League, Jack tries to betoken out a giant whale to Bob, and the AI ends up scoring a goal for them.
  • Nearly the end of his Batman: Arkham VR playthrough, he turns effectually and sees himself (as Batman) in a mirror. He and so becomes too distracted past performing a bunch of silly dances to pay much attention to what happens adjacent. All the while Batman'south stone-faced expression never changes.
  • Jack's playthrough of Hitman (2016) has a few, especially once he dons a priest's outfit in episode iii and starts playing as "Father MacFealty".
    • A hymn in church...

      Father MacFealty: Jesus is my savior, Jesus is my lord. He will forgive all my sins with no accord. *Meanwhile, Jack is dancing around and waving his hands as he sings in a rather boisterous tune*

    • Confessions on the street...

      Father MacFealty: What is information technology, my child? What have you got to say? Male parent MacFealty is hither to mind to all your confessions, and all your worries.

      Father MacFealty: Ah, certain, Jesus, that'southward grand! Don't even worry about information technology! Say 4 "Hail Mary"south and y'all'll be fine!

    • Dispensing out the Lord'southward justice...

      Father MacFealty: You wouldn't abort a priest now, would ya? I'm a prissy lad. I'm a human being of the- I'1000 a homo of the Lord *cut to cop shooting at him* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  • In his playthrough of The Last Guardian, Trico, the gigantic fauna companion, barely makes it upward a wall as the wooden platform crumbles abroad beneath him, the boy clinging onto his shoulder. The music swells triumphantly as Jack virtually collapses in relief. He then attempts to get downwards from Trico's shoulder...right as Trico turns around, throwing him neatly over the cliff they merely scaled. It must exist seen to be believed.

    Jack: Okay, okay, gogogogo! *makes it upwardly, sighs in relief* Oh, my grand- *boy gets thrown off the cliff*

    The boy: Aah!

    Jack: I simply got tossed off!

  • Jack has a new playthrough of Subnautica, started over a twelvemonth after the concluding episode of the previous. In it, he slowly realized something: his download of the game might just exist the most glitched known. Whether it'southward freezing for a few seconds for something to load, areas non loading at all, researchable objects going missing, or the surface conflicting base beingness permanently stuck in gun form, ruining the surprise of it firing, this new playthrough is certainly singular. Especially since so much has been added since Jack left that he's basically started from scratch, leaving him to scramble to find out what to do.
    • During an episode, Jack is exploring the Aurora and is suddenly attacked by a Reaper Leviathan, when his his PDA's AI chirps in with some helpful information.

      PDA: 30 seconds of oxygen remaining.
      Jack (screaming) : There's a bigger problem!

  • Henry Stickmin Series, in Fleeing the Complex, when Jack gets to the "Distract" selection that involves Henry trying to distract some guards with his dance moves, Jack happily dances along behind his computer and even improvises some lyrics for the music that Henry is dancing to.
    • Additionally, his second attempt at vehicular combat:

    SHOOT
    Henry pulls out a gun and starts firing back.
    Jack: Dice, you lot sons of bitches! You lot'll never take me a-!
    Henry crashes into a tree.
    Jack: -liive.

  • Japan Globe Cup two. FULL. BOSSATRONIC. Stop.
    • The superlative YouTube annotate summed it up pretty well:

      "Jack is already loud enough, WHO GAVE HIM THE MEGAPHONE?!"

  • When playing Tattletail, Jack notices that Mama is sitting side by side to a few bottles of ketchup. When she disappears afterwards in the game, Jack says that she'south probably going to get some more. This is right before he collects an item that is labelled ketchup.
  • In Helping Hand, when Jack uses elementary hand gestures to attempt to persuade a grumpy nurse to scratch his itchy balls. Jock itch isn't actually an element of the gameplay - Jack just decided to insert information technology into the game's narrative.
  • In his video of Sniper Elite 4, Jack spends a good portion of the video shooting people in their testicles.
  • While playing Bendy and the Ink Auto, he points out that Bendy is just cardboard. Thus, you can pee on him if you wanted.
    • Afterward, Jack gets a cameo in Chapter Three, which doubles as a Moment of Awesome. He plays Sean Flynn, a erstwhile employee who offended Joey Drew. The all-time part is that in-character for Jack during a Let'southward Play or when hamming it upwards in a video.

    "I don't be seeing what the big deal is. So what if I went and painted some of those Bendy dolls with a broken smile? That's sure no reason for Mr. Drew to exist flyin' off the handle at me. And if he really wants to be helpful he could be tellin' me what I'm to be doin' with this warehouse full of this angel whatchamacallit. Not a scrap of that mess be a-sellin'! Probably have to cook it all down to be rid of it all.

  • He played Soda Drinker Pro. Initially, he is just stuck between beingness amused and disturbed. Afterward being subjected to the horrors of the "Creepy Forests In The Nights" though, he slowly goes insane...
  • This video that Jack fabricated for April Fools Twenty-four hours, which basically consists of nothing only Jack screaming (or maybe cycling through a few recorded screams) merely that's not the funny moment. That would be this comment, so hilarious and on point that Jack pinned the comment and information technology has since gained over TWENTY-5 THOUSAND LIKES:

    YouTube Commenter: I don't see how this is supposed to exist different to any other JSE video.

    • His "15 Million Followers" commemoration. Apparently YouTube gives out rewards for getting that many subscribers. The "trophy" came in a brownish newspaper bag, and is only a slice of paper labeled 15 Million taped to the back of a cereal box.
  • During his playthrough of Nighttime in the Wood, when at a party, Jack comments on a character playing the guitar and says that "There is always that one douchebag playing the guitar at every party". Cue Mae and Gregg proverb the verbal same lines discussion for discussion in game.
    • Jack is and so enamoured with the line "I'm a total trash mammal" that he makes it his new Twitter bio on the spot.
  • A fair way in to a playthrough of Hello Neighbor, in which Jack has accomplished virtually nothing due to the frustratingly counter-intuitiveness of the game, Jack discovers a phone sitting on a counter.

    Jack: Uh, how-do-you-do? Police? I'd like to report some bullshit!

  • Jack, later on fan suggestion, returns to Ultimate Ballsy Battle Simulator in "SANTA VS. 1,000 PENGUINS" to try out some things fans had suggested. He starts with Chuck Norris versus Chuck Norris, and has them placed to accept an epic fight on elevation of a bridge. The fight starts and the two run towards one some other... only for the game to tell him that Chuck fighting Chuck is impossible, causing an fault in the game.
    • In episode 5, he creates a battlefield where "one zombie fights x,000 chickens." The fact that every enemy killed by a zombie turns into another zombie causing the entire battlefield to finish with 50,001 zombies and 0 chickens.

    Jack: Now, I know what you're thinkin, "Jack! That's ridiculous!" Exactly! That'south the fucking point of this game!

    • In episode 6, he creates a supercharged Dwarf called Gimli, Son of Gloin, Son of Cheeseburger. What happens after is non stop hilarity, including his ain backstory, (he doesn't want anyone to know where he lives considering his enemies would apply his wife and kids as collateral because they aren't that powerful as him), Jack singing Benny Hill, and his call to the Genetic Company.
    • In the episode involving the utilize of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jack did the Jurassic Park theme tune merely to cease out of awkwardness when he forgot where he placed them. And another moment when he had to travel a huge altitude to where his army of Kangaroos are. What is small on the setup screen, is literally a huge divergence in the actual simulator.
  • During his playthrough of Prey (2017), he has the main graphic symbol sit down down and "lookout a video of his favorite Permit'southward Play". Cut to a superimposed video of Jack screaming at the screen for a expert thirty seconds.
    • "Why does this guy look like a cantankerous between Mark and Filthy Frank?"
  • His Mario Kart 8 Deluxe videos are full of gems, similar the crazy Waluigi voice that he puts on whenever he says the character'south proper name. WAH-LOO-EEEE-GEEEE!
    • His sheer please with the fact that Donkey Kong dabs in the game. Every time it happens, the screen abruptly zooms in on the ape while blaring music plays. Every. Single. Time.
    • After getting captured in "Renegade Roundup" (the game'due south equivalent to "Cops and Robbers"), he's eventually fix complimentary... only to be captured again simply seconds later.

    Jack: Fuck aye! (gets captured again) FUUUUUCK!

    • "I'yard not gonna win this, guys, I'yard not gonna win this. I'k gonna have to hang my head in shame and bear honorable sudoku!"
    • Jack later plays Mario Kart viii with the Irish gaelic lads * Daithi De Nogla, Call Me Kevin, Terroriser, and RTGame, and notices that the flag adjacent to his name isn't the Irish flag, just the flag of the United States.

    Terroriser: SELLOUT! FECKING SELLOUT!

  • Jack breaks down laughing in "Ben and Ed Blood Political party" afterwards seeing the characters crawl motion.
  • Jack volition never become a Fidget Spinner.
  • Dr. Schneeplestein has his own episode in Bio Inc Redemption, where he has to terminate "This Motherfucker".
    • In the same episode, he has to end "My Ass", which prompts Schneeplestein to inquire things similar "how did you lot get a lung in your ass?".
  • Jack's Gorn series is pretty much twenty-minute doses of non-stop black comedy. But of particular note are the scenes where he grabs the severed heads of his opponents and uses them as puppets.

    Decapitated Gladiator: Ma! Maaaaaaaa! I don't got a body no more! Maaaaaaa!

  • Jack gets in a pretty good pun in his first episode of "Batman: The Enemy Inside" when he wallops a goon with a roulette tabular array.
  • His scream of "Oh crumbs!" when Joey falls unconscious during Hiveswap.
  • Jack's entire Plug and Play video. Highlight numero uno. Highlight numero dos.

    Jack: Oh god, oh no, OHOHO MY GOD!! NOOOO. What the... NOOOO.

  • The way he starts dancing to the Big Band music every time he wins a boss fight in Cuphead.
    • He almost rage quits against Cala Maria when he sees her enter her second form on the Game Over screen.
    • He nigh explodes with joy when he finally beats Male monarch Dice.
    • Don't forget his look of sheer atheism when he figures out he did no damage at all to Dr. Kahl's Robot.
  • While playing "Exorcist Legion" on the VR, he finds a tape of a priest recounting demonic possessions he's seen in northern Africa. The priest muses that "There's but 1 fauna that preys on this sort of misery..." Jack'due south estimate: "Harvey Weinstein?"
    • Near the end of the playthrough Jack finds a pencil and attempts to write with information technology. Cue information technology glitching and spazzing around on the newspaper.
  • When taking a Jacksepticeye quiz, he comes to the obligatory question, "What is the name of Jack's Evil Counterpart?" One of the answer was Malicious Gamer. Cue Jack milking this name for all its worth.
  • In the Breath of the Wild part of his Jan livestream for Suicide Prevention, he moves his webcam onto Link's head and proceeds to express mirth his head off.
  • During Jack'southward playthrough of Shooting star: lx Seconds * No relation to threescore Seconds!, Jack's first playthrough has him kissing everybody he sees. Upon finding out that it was just a VR experience, and that his in-game family was watching… well, when his v-twelvemonth-old nephew announces that he wants to effort kissing boys at kindergarten:

    Jack: [looks to the side] Tin can we- tin can we cut it?

    [screen cuts to color bars]

    Jack: Yep, no, I had to terminate it. I think I hear the police at my door. ...Aye, I'm in trouble. I'1000 on a watchlist now.

  • When playing Ocean of Thieves with Markiplier, Bob and Wade. They spend a period of time searching for cached treasure and past the fourth dimension they return to their transport, it capsized as they were pond towards information technology. Cue a horrified reaction from each member and Jack's realization well-nigh leaving the chest of sorrows on an unmanned ship. note The breast of sorrows has to be constantly monitored as it fills your ship with h2o, if it isn't monitored then information technology will sink or capsize your ship.
  • Though the stop is annihilation only funny, our Jackaboy still gets enough of laughs in while playing Baldi's Basics in Teaching and Learning. From his constant addiction of calling Baldi "Mr. Garibaldi" to his random rendition of "Papa Tin You lot Hear Me", Jack is clearly loving every minute of it....well, until the finish.
    • Even the postal service cease-card chip is pretty funny, with Jack going from cowering in fear of Baldi to grinning at the camera.
  • Episode eleven of Guts 'N Glory has him doing the intro over the main carte merely equally John and Jimmy are hit past a cannon ball.

    Jack: [Every bit John and Jimmy are striking and fall off-screen] Elevation 'o the morn to ya, laddies! [noticing what happened] My name is JackSepticEye, and- Baton? Billy? Where are ya, Billy? Okay, they're dead.

  • Later taking a hiatus from recording due to burnout, Jack's beginning couple of videos since his render has him forgetting the words to his ain introductory Catchphrase.
  • In the one-half of the 2nd office of his Spider-Man (PS4) playthrough, while trying to avert Rose Rosemann, who was answering a call, Jack thought he was caught, and fabricated this hilarious grunter similar sound. He even acknowledges that:
    • The Mood Whiplash he has later on, where Stan Lee makes a cameo appearance as a short order cook at the diner where Peter and MJ have dinner.
  • The first "Funniest Dwelling house Videos" episode has him stumble on a link to a certain Rick Astley vocal, and he immediately claims that he won't click it. I Smash Cut later...
  • Bob imitates Jack in their start "Golf With Friends" video. He claims he "broke [his] voice" in doing so. Fifty-fifty Jack is impressed at just how loud Bob went...
    • Near the middle of the second video, they observe that Mark never knew nearly the ability bar at the lesser of the screen that immune the residual of them to come across how hard they were hitting the ball - manifestly, Marking's mic was in the way, and the balance of them just assumed Mark knew about it. Mark loses his shit.

    Mark: OH MY GOD! Why didn't you tell me?!

    Anybody else: We thought you fucking KNEW!

  • Jack reacts to WatchMojo'due south Top 10 Jacksepticeye Videos, which opens with a traditional Jacksepticeye intro. His first reaction?

    Jack: Jesus fucking Christ! Oh my god, I got jumpscared past myself!

  • Jack and Marker try to learn how to pole dance. It doesn't end well for the both of them.
  • In the first video of Jack'southward playthrough of Deltarune, correct when Susie corners Kris in the school hallway, a thunderstorm strikes in the middle of his recording, seen here.
  • Another "Funniest Home Videos" has Jack watching a commercial that has an intro so loud that Jack is diddled back.

    Jack: FUCKING HELL!

    • Subsequently in that same video, Jack encounters a commercial with a pitchman that talks so fast that Jack rapidly loses track of what's going on.

      Jack: VINCE! For the love of God, from ane energetic fast talking loudmouth to another, deadening the fuck downwards! Okay?

  • In his Minecraft series:
    • Near the end of one of his Minecraft sessions with PewDiePie, the two went to sleep and woke upwardly standing in the burn, forgetting to place the trapdoor back down.
    • When Jack discovers exotic parrots for the outset time, he immediately wants to tame them and scrounges around for some seeds to lure them over with. His plan works, just while holding out his seeds, he also attracts a nearby chicken. Because chickens are as common equally dirt in Minecraft, Jack looks down at the chicken in silent disdain for a few seconds, before angrily shouting: "NO!" and punching it in the confront!
  • During Jack's livestream with Emilia Clarke for her clemency SameYou (watch all of it here), he gets her to say "YEET" thanks to a donator, dab along with her, gives her a Starbucks Loving cup and near the end of the stream they end up singing karaoke together. Emilia raps and sings "That Thing" by Lauren Hill and afterwards Jack belts out "I'll Brand A Man Out of You". These are just a few of many hilarious moments between the 2 of them.
    • Emilia'southward spirit animal is Tigger.

    Emilia: Get figure, it's Tigger! Only sort of a bouncy creature that creates chaos wherever it goes! Something similar that.

    Jack: (laughing) Is that how y'all run into yourself?!

    Emilia: Yeah, that'southward me!

  • In the boss fight against Ug in Luigi's Mansion 3, his reaction to the Tyrannosaurus male monarch Ug was possessing breaking costless of its pole
  • In the final episode of Luigi'southward Mansion 3, right before Jack fights Hellen Gravley, this conversation happens.
  • Jack plays Brute Crossing: New Horizons. Since he's never played the game before, he immediately concludes that Tom Nook is Satan and the isle is Hell.
    • His completely unjustified hatred for Shari, his neighbor, who he is convinced is plotting to kill him. Never mind that the threatening notes she leaves for him are clearly written past Jack himself: conspicuously it was all part of her programme to frame him.
    • When Jack first makes an axe, he immediately goes looking for Shari while doing the creepy Jason breathing.
  • While fighting the Icon of Sin in DOOM Eternal, Jack ends upwardly dying literally a 2d afterward completing the starting time stage of the Icon'due south battle, resulting in him doing the whole affair all over again.
  • The Running Gag of him constantly searching for coffee in The Concluding of Usa Part Two.

    Jack: Coffee! Oh tasty, hot, beautiful, roasted, nighttime, dirty earth juice!

  • From the otherwise legitimately frightening Phasmophobia, there'due south a moment where Jack and Bob are in a van outside the haunted business firm and realize they've lost radio contact with Marker, who went dorsum inside to get some supplies. They sew to the front porch, realize the door's locked... and and so hear Mark screaming at the top of his lungs in the distance, muffled through the walls. Jack and Bob proceed to lose it. When they open up the door, they observe Mark'south stuff conveniently scattered all over the stairs.
    • In a later video, Jack tries a VR version of the game with Felix. When they go to the front end door of the first house, Jack slams his way inside with surprising enthusiasm.

    Jack: Open up THE FUCK UP, IT'S THE Police force! WHO'Due south IN Here, GHOSTS?!

  • While playing Sign of Silence with Mark, Bob, and Wade, the foursome are walking through a nighttime, creepy forest, when Wade hears something...

    Wade: Ya hear something off to the left?... like a comport trap going off...

    Jack: Eh, it was probably a bear trap...

    Cue a carry trap snapping shut on his leg.

    Wade: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?!

  • His adventures of Raft with Daithi De Nogla and Call Me Kevin has him beingness the Only Sane Human being which flabbergasts him.

    Jack: I'g lost at sea with children!

  • While playing Rust with the Amigops, Sean runs into Justa Minx. An argument over whether or not he accidentally shot at her devolves into a borderline-incomprehensible Irish gaelic-accented insult fest:

    Sykunno: Is that English?

    Corpse Married man: This is but how they greet each other.

    Valkyrae: It's an Irish hello.

  • Jack plays Resident Evil Village and plays all the manner into the memes surrounding Lady Dimitrescu'due south sexiness, referring to her as the "big booba lady" or saying he's "searching for the large booba" and adopting a "haha please don't impale me...unless?" demeanor. While in the castle, he also names all annotation except 1, which is actually a different statue. the statues George.
    • He immediately inverts I Regret Nothing once Dimitrescu goes into her One-Winged Angel class.

    Jack: Oohhh! I regret e'er being horny for y'all!

  • In his House of Ashes playthrough, the Curator quotes Paradise Lost. Jack is... unimpressed.

    Curator: Long is the fashion and hard, that out of Hell leads upward to Light.

  • Later a stressful beginning to Spacewalk VR, a effect of Jack's fear of heights and the game'due south technical issues, he finally makes information technology to the objective to survey the impairment to the ISS. When Jack tries to retrieve his camera to photograph the damage, a physics collision sends the camera spiraling out of his toolbox and abroad into space.
  • During the commencement of the Iron Lung playthrough, he takes a photo of the flora within the blood sea:
    • After the timelapse of the first segment, Jack ends up encountering a slope as the radar starts pinging the closer he gets... only for him to accidentally crash into it.

    Jack: Nope, nope. I'thou gonna hitting something in every management. Can I go in between those or do I take to go this way? (cue him deliberately going through a dead end as the "iron lung" explodes upon touch) Oh my gosh! Holy crap, I inhaled some beard hairs doing that! That was mode more than intense than I expected!

    • Later, he encounters a whale-like brute simply for to be caught off-baby-sit by the latter's eye.

    Jack: Woah, woah, woah, woah- WHAT'Due south THAT?! (cue the photograph of the brute'due south middle showing up) WOOAAAAHHH- (the creature hits the "iron lung") WOAH! DUDE! CHILL! (Jack takes a photograph again merely the brute's gone) I knew information technology! I knew something would happen!

  • He becomes obsessed with finding a saucepan in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe but considering he walked past a sign proverb "No Buckets Beyond This Point". So naturally, Jack immediately latches on the Reassurance Saucepan.

    Jack: BUCKET!

  • In his return to Prop Chase with Marking, Bob, and Wade, Jack has taken the form of a chair. After Wade has taken a while to find him, Jack tries to driblet a hint. Emphasis on "tries".

    Jack: OK, Wade, what does Chris Hansen always say?

    Wade: "Don't fuck kids?"

    Jack: What is the other thing he always said?

    Wade: "Got you!"? I dunno...

    • Later, while running around as a hunter, Wade shoots someone else disguised every bit a file chiffonier. An instant later on shooting him and not taking damage, the autotaunt kicks in... and it's the commencement of The X-Files theme.
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